Well, there seems to be a bit of doom and gloom around supporting the Hammers of late, so I thought I'd lighten the mood. I imagined what would happen if I went into the Facebook pages of the Hammers and their friends, and this is what I found...
Alessandro Diamanti POKED Mark Noble
Mark Noble POKED Alessandro Diamanti
Frankie Zola removed poking from Alessandro Diamanti and Mark Noble
Robert Green joined the group England Goalkeepers
David James, Scott Carson and Paul Robinson left the group England Goalkeepers
James Collins left the group West Ham United
Matthew Upson and Robert Green do not like this
James Tomkins and Manuel Da Costa likes this
Carlton Cole POKED Jermaine Defoe
Jermaine Defoe commented ‘Don’t poke me, just pass to me like you always do lolz.’
Carlton Cole does not like this.
Scott Parker is worried about the crop circles in his garden
Dean Ashton joined the group Pizza Hut 2 for 1 deals
Frankie Zola does not like this
Matthew Upson is selling a pair of Silver Hammers, perfect for your home, must be sold by January
Kevin Davies is looking up West Ham fixtures on the internet
Frankie Zola, Alan Curbishley and Alan Pardew do not like this
Kieron Dyer is fit and raring to go – 1 hour ago
Kieron Dyer is sad :( - 58 minutes ago
If you want to add your own, feel free! And remember, keep the faith, IRONS!!!

lol
Posted by: hammer for life | 24/09/2009 at 11:24
Freddie sears scores a goal, then wakes up 1 hour ago
Zola comments: not all dreams come true
Posted by: mib | 24/09/2009 at 12:30
Morley pokes Bishop
Mrs Morley does not like this
Posted by: Danhammer | 24/09/2009 at 13:15
"Morley pokes Bishop
Mrs Morley does not like this"
Classic.
Posted by: hibs hammers | 24/09/2009 at 15:24
haha great article!
West Ham: All playing staff are to be sold to Manchester city for £10 million.
CB Holding's like this
Arabs could'nt care less
Posted by: storm | 24/09/2009 at 16:39