A guy is at a bar and decides to chat up a girl standing on her own. They are talking for a few minutes and getting on alright, when he tells her he is an accountant. She says 'oh, that can't be very exciting' to which he repsonds 'What are you talking about? My **** is really big' She says 'What?!' He says' My ****, it's really big, so big you haven't seen anything like it, honestly, it's the biggest you've ever seen.' She says 'But I wasn't talking about that' and he says 'well, just in case that's what you meant'.
From that tale, wouldn't you be pretty sure his was actullay pretty small and he was quite defensive about it? Yes, me too, which is why I'm (not) surprised at some of the comments from Spurs fans, telling me hpw 'big' their club is. I didn't say it wasn't, so why are you so insistent on telling me that it is? Would it be because you have a slight inferiority complex, are below us in the league and have won your first trophy in a decade which must prove your manhood?
Hmmmm, I'll let you decide.....
u West Sham are so sad it is actually beyond a joke. U have won nothing i can remember in my lifetime (and im 27) have consistently been up and down divisions in recent yrs and you shite on any decent people at your club (moore, bonds, Rednapp & Lampard).
We all know how Bobby Moore was treated by West Sham, he was virually an outkast after his playing days.
You actually have the nerve to try and belittle our club and more recently our league cup win?
i would'nt bother mate, wud expect it from Chelsea and Arsenal fans cause they have had success recently- but from you? No! Its like Colchester United saying we have won the mickey mouse cup!
Wankers!
Enjoy you fleeting moment of being above us in the league table!!! What an achievement- one to tell the kids about! Again, wankers!!!
Posted by: yiddo4ever | 26/02/2008 at 13:04
Dear dirty yid,
Firstly it is a mickey mouse cup. You'd be saying exactly the same if we'd have one it. Don't kid yourself!!! Secondly we're STILL above you in the league and guess what? we'll still be above you whatever happens on Sunday(that must hurt considering you rate us alongside Colchester United). Thirdly you keep calling us Wankers! But we don't mind because having a foreskin means we can wank properly, not that you'd know of course being a yid! Lastly what are you doing on a West Ham blog site anyway? You little closet you!
Posted by: scott | 05/03/2008 at 23:42